Happy Blooming Christmas
This year the annual moan (this time in the letters page of the guardian) How dare you atheists celebrate Christmas. In fact historically Christians never did exchange presents on Christmas day, it was Twelfth Night.
My ancestors used to mourn the sickness of the sun (the days just went on getting shorter) then they held a festival and probably had the odd horn of mead in a bid to make the sun cheer up and get well. It always worked. The days started getting longer.
I posted a quiz on the TES website, I reproduce it below but close your eyes because I have included the answers.
Try these ten excuciating questions for size!
1.Who said "cannabis is the opium of the people"?
2.Which story begins "The Marleys were dead, to begin with."
3.What were the names of the seven dwarfs in the original story?
4.What is the name of the tenth reindeer?
5.Who invented the steam engine?
6.Who invented the steam train?
7.In which book did Sherlock Holmes say "Elementary, my dear Watson?"
8.MVEM what comes next?
9.According to Rutherford, how important was splitting the atom?
10.Which musical was condemned with these words: "No legs, no jokes, no chance!"
My decision on the answers will be final. The winner shall be the person who wins.
1. Hemingway
2. The Muppet Christmas Carol
3. They had no names. Disney invented them.
4. Olive the other reindeer (used to laugh and call him names)
5. Newcomen. (though no doubt other people might claim to have done so) Watt refined it.
6. Trevithick, (though no doubt other people might claim to have done so)
7. None of them
8. J for Jupiter
9. It had no practical applications :)
10. Oklahoma!
(All inventions are actually the work of a number of people but we like to attribute them to one. Newcomen certainly "invented" the steam engine and didn't copy it from someone else)
If you read this far down, I bet you cheated!
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