Politics of fear
Crime "is out of controwelle"
Immigration "is out of controwelle"
Government spending, you guessed it, "is out of controwelle"

Actually I think it is only Michael Howard who is "is out of controwelle"

And the other lot are no better,

They threaten us that if you don't vote for the New Tories the old Tories will get back in (horror!)

I still think the award winning documentary on the politics of fear had it right. These jokers have no dreams to offer us, only nightmares.